Cats Vs Men – A Comparison
2 Back hair on cats is cute.
3 It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
4 Cats comfort you when you are sick.
5 When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying.
6 Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
7 A cat is loyal.
8 Cats actually think with their heads.
9 “Meow” is never a lie.
10 They’ll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.
11 It’s more amusing to watch a cat try and deal with a piece of tape stuck on its paw than to watch a man do anything.
12 To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 35 cents.
13 A cat’s friend is less likely to be annoying.
14 Cats can’t show love without meaning it.
15 Cats are always cute.
16 The only thing a cat expects you to “put out” is food, water, and a clean litter box.
17 Cats know how we feel. They don’t care, but they know